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Tue Aug 02, 2011 1:01 am by Anonymous
Yo A set of indie developers are selling a lots of their games which includes some of the biggest self-assured games on the market. Gamers can dub their own payment—from 1c to $1,000—instead of a make over out of pocket of games that would attempt to the john for deteriorated $80 if sold separately. Anyone who buys the case can go through speculator upon themselves as expertly …
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ENDGAME Recruits!
Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:48 pm by Admin
First of all, i would like to welcome you to the forums, run by the guild ENDGAME. I started this guild a few years back in WoW, and branched off into other games of interest referred to by friends, or that i heard about through the grapevine. Anyhoo, i would like to welcome all honest people into the guild, if you are, in fact, interested in joining. I regret to say i no longer play some of the …
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FUNNY AS HELL
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FUNNY AS HELL
This is a profile screen for a member sent to me by our own funny guy, Fred Mann...
Subject: attack rules
1. I hit profitable targets. It's not personal.
1a. If you don't learn and defend yourself sufficiently to make further hits unprofitable, you will be hit again.
1b. Fleet makes debris. If you have more fleet on the same weak defences, the target becomes more attractive.
2. If I have chosen to hit you I am aware that you may retaliate. Threatening me with a retaliation wastes all our time.
3. I respect short-range trades. I reserve the right to resort to a childish 'you started it' policy about piracy.
4. I don't respect egos, ranks or reputations unless they have earned it from me.
5. If you find this profile threatening or arrogant, please consider playing a My Little Pony game instead.
6. Threats won't make me want to release occupations. Humour will.
Subject: attack rules
1. I hit profitable targets. It's not personal.
1a. If you don't learn and defend yourself sufficiently to make further hits unprofitable, you will be hit again.
1b. Fleet makes debris. If you have more fleet on the same weak defences, the target becomes more attractive.
2. If I have chosen to hit you I am aware that you may retaliate. Threatening me with a retaliation wastes all our time.
3. I respect short-range trades. I reserve the right to resort to a childish 'you started it' policy about piracy.
4. I don't respect egos, ranks or reputations unless they have earned it from me.
5. If you find this profile threatening or arrogant, please consider playing a My Little Pony game instead.
6. Threats won't make me want to release occupations. Humour will.
SCHOOLED_SUCKA- Admin
- Guild name: : ENDGAME
Posts : 36
Join date : 2009-08-23
Age : 38
Character sheet
Name: Guildor
Class: Warrior
Backround: -
Re: FUNNY AS HELL
1. profitable sounds nice, can i get that in the real world please?
1a. so thats why everybody picks on me over and over??
1c. attractive targets to me are some good looking girls
2. kinda reminds me of someone starting a fight, and the other guy says if you do that again im gonna fight back, if you were going to, you woulda dun it, you mind as well get on the ground, and let me pummle you now....
3. No you started it! >: P
4. oh respect respect. RESPECT respect! yea yea yea respect.
5. That game sound like fun where can i find it? (and what is it)
6. Threats? threats? its like threatning with retaliation, pointless, and makes me want to make it harder on you.... humor, if i can get out of a speeding ticket with it, maybe i can get you out of an occupation
7. In no way do i take myself seriously...so its probably not a good idea for anyone to take this reply seriously, just bored...
1a. so thats why everybody picks on me over and over??
1c. attractive targets to me are some good looking girls

2. kinda reminds me of someone starting a fight, and the other guy says if you do that again im gonna fight back, if you were going to, you woulda dun it, you mind as well get on the ground, and let me pummle you now....
3. No you started it! >: P
4. oh respect respect. RESPECT respect! yea yea yea respect.
5. That game sound like fun where can i find it? (and what is it)
6. Threats? threats? its like threatning with retaliation, pointless, and makes me want to make it harder on you.... humor, if i can get out of a speeding ticket with it, maybe i can get you out of an occupation

7. In no way do i take myself seriously...so its probably not a good idea for anyone to take this reply seriously, just bored...
countryman49- ENDGAME Members
- Guild name: : seseme street mafia
Posts : 4
Join date : 2009-10-13
Re: FUNNY AS HELL
but tell me that's not a funny ass profile?
SCHOOLED_SUCKA- Admin
- Guild name: : ENDGAME
Posts : 36
Join date : 2009-08-23
Age : 38
Character sheet
Name: Guildor
Class: Warrior
Backround: -
Re: FUNNY AS HELL
Ok, its not a funny ass profile....
Kyre Legan- ENDGAME Members
- Guild name: : [UGTC] United Galactic Trade Confederation
Posts : 5
Join date : 2009-10-10
Location : Your mom
Re: FUNNY AS HELL
you know that's funny, bro...
SCHOOLED_SUCKA- Admin
- Guild name: : ENDGAME
Posts : 36
Join date : 2009-08-23
Age : 38
Character sheet
Name: Guildor
Class: Warrior
Backround: -

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