FUNNY AS HELL

This is a profile screen for a member sent to me by our own funny guy, Fred Mann...

Subject: attack rules

1. I hit profitable targets. It's not personal.
1a. If you don't learn and defend yourself sufficiently to make further hits unprofitable, you will be hit again.
1b. Fleet makes debris. If you have more fleet on the same weak defences, the target becomes more attractive.

2. If I have chosen to hit you I am aware that you may retaliate. Threatening me with a retaliation wastes all our time.

3. I respect short-range trades. I reserve the right to resort to a childish 'you started it' policy about piracy.

4. I don't respect egos, ranks or reputations unless they have earned it from me.

5. If you find this profile threatening or arrogant, please consider playing a My Little Pony game instead.

6. Threats won't make me want to release occupations. Humour will.

1. profitable sounds nice, can i get that in the real world please?
1a. so thats why everybody picks on me over and over??
1c. attractive targets to me are some good looking girls

2. kinda reminds me of someone starting a fight, and the other guy says if you do that again im gonna fight back, if you were going to, you woulda dun it, you mind as well get on the ground, and let me pummle you now....

3. No you started it! >: P

4. oh respect respect. RESPECT respect! yea yea yea respect.

5. That game sound like fun where can i find it? (and what is it)

6. Threats? threats? its like threatning with retaliation, pointless, and makes me want to make it harder on you.... humor, if i can get out of a speeding ticket with it, maybe i can get you out of an occupation



7. In no way do i take myself seriously...so its probably not a good idea for anyone to take this reply seriously, just bored...

but tell me that's not a funny ass profile?

Ok, its not a funny ass profile....

you know that's funny, bro...